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trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:30:32 -0400

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:30:29 -0400

seapeny:

rainbow-road-to-happiness:

You can choose what kind of tree you want to become

Idk I just find this beautiful

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.

this is a serious post about how much I want this. I’ll make sure my family knows.

shmerflocka: thatinvinciblekid: samifersexual: wugs: thisriot...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:36:15 -0400

shmerflocka:

thatinvinciblekid:

samifersexual:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

idek how many times i have reblogged this but it will never not make me laugh omg

😂

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:16:51 -0400

silver-couture: stewie-just-said-that: ptilopsis: kill-natali...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:55:20 -0400

silver-couture:

stewie-just-said-that:

ptilopsis:

kill-natalie:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

consulting-sonic:

iwasnotaslasher:

narwhalmeg:

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.

This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

it also has gay porn

I didn’t quite catch that what does it also have??????????????

IT ALSO HAS GAY PORN

MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!

this is my favorite post ever all the other posts can leave.

this is so accurate

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:40:32 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

lolsofunny: crowarrow: Manipulating Water with Sound (lol...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:37:14 -0400

lolsofunny:

crowarrow:

Manipulating Water with Sound

(lol here!)

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:37:11 -0400

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

floralita: this-state-of-grace: odd-teens: katurzyna: moaka: ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:37:09 -0400

floralita:

this-state-of-grace:

odd-teens:

katurzyna:

moaka:

chachipistachis:

pantslesswrock:

minstreloffire:

little-black-bear:

Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.

THIS IS SO COOL

wow is this ever relevant

Took me a second.

I love this so much.

OMFG I FINALLY GET IT

wow i love this, took me a while though LOL

i do not get it! Someone explain!

took me about 5 minutes to get

aw i love this so much

epic-humor: see more

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:32:52 -0400

epic-humor:

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chasingcomics: The Man Who Lives Alone My Intro to Comics...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:32:02 -0400

chasingcomics:

The Man Who Lives Alone

My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:24:49 -0400

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:52:16 -0400

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's celebration

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:52:08 -0400

epic-humor:

onthesideoftheotters:

crazypeoplejail:

help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

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i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:40:13 -0400

lolsofunny:

laugh-addict:

(lol here!)

lolsofunny: nayx: why (lol here!)

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:40:11 -0400

lolsofunny:

nayx:

why

(lol here!)

epic-humor: see more

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:40:09 -0400

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lolsofunny: headturnmeon: dirttyydiannaa: awesomephilia: She’...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:40:07 -0400

lolsofunny:

headturnmeon:

dirttyydiannaa:

awesomephilia:

She’s really working it on the treadmill…

When she dropped it though she got my vote

Lmaoooo

(lol here!)

ijessicalanglois: me getting ready in the morning

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:47:16 -0400

ijessicalanglois:

me getting ready in the morning